September 2009
24 posts
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woo hoo
I just got some new tattoo equipement in and am practicing…I am very excited about it. Adding to my list of artistic skills and hopefully income. I just did my first tattoo this weekend -on myself.
-christopher
joke
The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early Retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line Between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top Of his head to the tip of...
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3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out “get this out of me? Give me the drugs.” She looked at me and said, “You did This to me you bastard!” I casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, “nooooo it’ll be too painful.”
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4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she told me, “because I am trying to examine you.”