October 2009
7 posts
September 2009
24 posts
Gamer Movie →
Pandorum Movie →
woo hoo
I just got some new tattoo equipement in and am practicing…I am very excited about it. Adding to my list of artistic skills and hopefully income. I just did my first tattoo this weekend -on myself.
-christopher
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The Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early Retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of $1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line Between any two points in his body. The officer got to choose what those two points would be. The first officer who accepted asked that he be measured from the top Of his head to the tip of...
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3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out “get this out of me? Give me the drugs.” She looked at me and said, “You did This to me you bastard!” I casually replied, “If you would care to remember, I wanted to stick it up your ass but you said, “nooooo it’ll be too painful.”
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4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and she told me, “because I am trying to examine you.”
August 2009
25 posts
200 million years ago, the Earth contained one...
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this really isn’t a fact people- Its a theory. which may or may not be true. Some beg to differ.
Only about 20 cases of natural red eyes are...
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Nearly 90% of U.S. paper money has traces of...
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Submitted by counterfeitredhead
seems true enough
Lewis Carroll was a mathematics professor at...
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interesting and funny
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to...
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never going there-lol
Gender-Bending Chemicals Feminize Animal and Man
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A host of common chemicals are feminizing the male population of every vertebrate in the animal kingdom, including humans. The advocacy group CHEMtrust released the most comprehensive study ever on endocrine disruptors, or “gender benders” today. Endocrine disruptors can be found in food wrapping, cosmetics, flame retardants, pesticides and electronic goods. Scientists believe...
local girl in news..lol.cbs
W ith the recession in full swing, many consumers are turning to the internet to take advantage of special trial offers allowing them to save hundreds of dollars. Alicia, an ordinary, modest mother of two, living near Tahlequah, Oklahoma is one such consumer. Alicia recently discovered a clever way of combining two different teeth whitening product trials, — a teeth whitening pen and a teeth...
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A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, ‘Please, may I hide under your skirt. I’ll explain later.’ The nun agreed.
A moment later, two military police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?’ The nun replied, ‘He went that way..’
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, ‘I can’t thank you...
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I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
Thousands of Australians during a national census...
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There is a current scientific hypothesis that the...
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I have heard of this in form of a theory of A star to return perhaps around the end of the Mayan Long Count calander on 12/21/2012
In the late 1700s, a tobacco enema was used to...
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In Rome, there were people who specialized in...
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